CLASSY? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!

January 9, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It's easy to see why Orlando Bloom is such a devil with the ladies. Such a distinguished gentlemen. It's amazing he's not wearing a top hat and monocle, as he smokes a pipe and strolls the ground feeding the peacocks. He's like a prince, he is! And, oh my, he's just poured into that wetsuit. Rawr! Look at him, so confident in his sexuality, whatever that may one day turn out to be. No, I'm just kidding. If he were any gayer he have shoes with little bells on the tip.

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