BRITNEY SPEARS MIGHT GET FIRED

Cindy Adams said yesterday that Jive Records is wondering if they should drop Britney Spears from their label before she completes the record she is currently in the middle of recording.  They reportedly hate the five tracks she has already delivered and feel that her endlessly embarrassing personal life is alienating her fans.  Cindy says:

While in New York she was in the studio recording for Jive Records. She worked some nights until 4 a.m. laying down tracks for a new CD. She thinks it's the makings of a really great album. They don't.  Talk inside the company is that either it's redone, or they need to drop it – and her. Jive fears she's alienating her fan base. Their fan base. Jive caters to a young music-buyer, and the continued atmosphere – drinking, bingeing, partying, whatevering, photos with no panties for a mother of two infants – is hitting sour notes. Besides, Jive is not in sync with the five tracks Brit delivered … The recording has stopped midway. Nothing more has been done because the company doesn't yet know what it wants to do.

Britney's music has always sucked but her anus was every 16-year-old boys secret adventure so Jive put up with her.  Now she's a tubby mom who got ruined by a wigger jackass, and that’s not exactly what nerds in the tenth grade picture when they plan a romantic weekend with their hand.  I would go in the studio and help, but they all have that smoky glass, and I'm afraid I might catch my reflection and fall in love.  Because I'm so handsome.