BRANDY MIGHT GO IN

The California Highway Patrol is recommending that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence after her involvement in a December car crash that left one woman dead.  The CHP made its recommendation to the Los Angeles City Attorney's office Monday morning. The City Attorney will review the case and decide whether to officially file charges.  If convicted, Brandy could face one year in jail or a $1,000 fine.  People says:

"We know that Brandy's at fault for the chain reaction of the collision," (a CHP spokesperson says) … the investigation found there were no indicators that Brandy was distracted at the moment she rear-ended the 2005 Toyota being driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, who died the evening after the crash at Providence Holy Cross Medical Center.

Police on the scene determined that Brandy was not speeding and going no faster than 65 miles per hour, and the wreck was caused because Brandy didn’t notice the traffic in front of her slowing down.  So, if anything, it sounds to me like Aboudihaj should be charged with slowing down while being less sexy than Brandy.  I'd also charge her for having an ass that's not bangin.  “It's okay, I guess, but Brandy’s – dammmnnn!” said a CHP source who might be me.