BRANDY HAS A NEW HIT

Today it has been revelaed that Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006 on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles.  TMZ says:

Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably … Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura … the driver of the 2005 Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in critical condition and she died the next day. Brandy was not injured. The driver of the Acura suffered moderate injuries.  Brandy was not arrested and there is no evidence drugs or alcohol were involved.

At least Brandy had the good sense to kill someone with a wildly confusing name.  In 6 months, that name will have passed through 50 government workers and each one will screw it up a little more until eventually Brandy goes on trial for killing Mustafa from the Lion King.  Her defense will just be a VHS copy of the movie and then they'll put out an APB on Scar.  And then, look out foreigners, because then our R and B singers are back on the road!