ALL BRITNEY, ALL THE TIME

The Post says that Britney was caught muttering to herself as the above pictures were being taken, mumbling "I love myself, I love myself" over and over again.  Then, someone who I have to assume was being sarcastic, shouted “You look beautiful," to which Britney responded, "I love you for saying that!".  And she really really means it too.  As you can tell by her official website, which has been updated with a self absorbed rambling mess where – in just two paragraphs – she says "I", "me" or "my" 42 times.   And rumors persist that her record label is about to drop her, even though – or maybe because – she is halfway through making a new record.  Sources tell Page Six that Jive Records is "going to drop her any day now."  They say:

insiders believe the album will never hit shelves. "Like the rest of us," said the source, "Jive is done with Britney Spears." A rep for Jive denied all, saying, "Jive's relationship with Britney is fine. She continues to be one of our biggest worldwide artists and we remain 1,000 percent committed to her career."

Britney's core audience was 9 year old girls.  And for two years she's done nothing but smoke and drink and become visually offensive.  She might as well go to Disneyland and rip off Mickey's head too.  And then slaughter a unicorn and dance in it's blood.  Theres no way that could turn out any worse than the stuff she's done already.