VINCE CHEATED WITH THIS GIRL?

Star Magazine says today that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn did not break up because the two grew apart amicably – as their official story claims – but because Vince cheated on her with a co-ed from Texas.  While Jenn spent Thanksgiving alone with Courteney Cox-Arquette, Vince was in Budapest making the moves on three vacationing female students from Trinity University in San Antonio.   One of the girls was 20-year-old Laura Mallory Lane.  A night of drinking ended up with Lane and Vaughn in bed together in his hotel room, all of which was documented in an email written to 22 of her sorority sisters.  The email said:

"We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex, but it was just as good :)…"

Man, this sounds almost exactly like my Thanksgiving.  Except, instead of getting oral from 20-year-olds in exotic lands, I put on a play that recreated the first Thanksgiving, starring my stuffed animals.  I’m a big winner!

(more and a copy of the email on star here, mallory's blogspot here)