THE DIE HARD 4 TEASER IS … UMMM …

Some people think Hollywood has no idea what the hell they're doing. Those people are right, as you can tell by the teaser trailer for "Die Hard 4" that came out about an hour ago. I have no idea what the hell this is. They might as well have filmed a Japanese game show for two hours and called that "Die Hard 4". They might as well have had John McClain fly on Pegasus and fight a 200 foot tall Benjamin Franklin. And Ben Franklin can breathe fire. And John McClain has a candy cane that shoots little hearts as a weapon. That's the only way they could have made a movie that has any less in common with the original Die Hard.

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