NICOLE RICHIE IS SCAARRYY!

December 15, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Nicole Richie never looked better than she did this morning as she draped a blanket over her head to avoid the paparazzi. Her plan totally worked. She's like some master of disguise. Poor thing clearly just wants to left alone. That's why she's being so subtle. Tomorrow maybe she can set herself on fire and flail around before she "sneaks out". And they day after that maybe dress up as Uncle Sam on stilts. Or get a friend and put on one of those horse costumes. My god, it's practically magic the way she disappears. 200 hundred years ago she'd be burned at the stake for such powers of deception.

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