NICOLE IS NOT PREGNANT YET

After six weeks in rehab for alcohol dependency, Keith Urban has checked out of the Betty Ford center and is back with Nicole Kidman, his wife of 5 months.  Us magazine reports that the two were seen having brunch yesterday at the Polo Lounge in LA.  Earlier in the day, the New York Post said that rumors of Nicole being pregnant are false and the couple is not expecting.  Not yet, at least.  But they are trying.  The Posts' proof?  Her haircut.  Yeah, okay, why not.

She just got bangs to hide her forehead. As a Hollywood insider said, "If Nicole is pregnant or trying to get pregnant, she will have to stop all Botox treatments like Courtney Cox Arquette did when she was pregnant. It would show most on her forehead." A rep for Kidman didn't return emails.

That's Nic's new haircut up top there.  With the bangs.  Or should I say, "with the definitive proof she's trying to conceive".  And what does her T-zone reveal?  It would seeem she's in deep with a black market panda ring.  God damn you – you won't get away with this Kidman!