MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOURE FIRED

Kevin Federline has been fired from one of the few (only?) jobs he's had since marrying Britney Spears.  Six months ago, Kevin was hired by Five Star Vintage, a clothing line who thought Kevin's "renegade style" made him the ideal choice to become the face of the brand.  Now, umm, not so much.  TMZ says:

They even re-hired K-Fed back in September, when he was still Mr. Spears, in prep for their holiday ad campaign. A source confirmed to TMZ that Federline's contract was allowed to conveniently expire — and it seems like his image may have completely tanked the brand — the company's official website no longer exists.

Yikes.  Less than a year ago, this dude was driving custom Ferraris and pretending to do interviews about his gold records, telling reporters who weren't there how the haters gonna hate, but he always knew.  Game respect game.  Now, he's praying to get that job boxing kangaroos at the state fair so he doesn't have to put on some tiny silver shorts and run up to cars in Boystown and ask if they "wanna party", and then make the international sign for blowjob by rubbing his tongue against the inside of his cheek.