GWYNETH PALTROW IS AN IDIOT

Gwyneth Paltrow has, once again, prattled on to the foreign press about how America sucks and everyone else is better and smarter and more civilized and blah blah blah blah blah.  This is at least the fourth time in a year and a half she's done this (1, 2, 3 here).  This time it was with the Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias.  Paltrow said:

"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner.  I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

In other words, "I fit in better because I'm much more intelligent and civilized than Americans".   Keep in mind that Professor Genius dropped out of college after one semester.  She was born rich and hasn't worked a day since.  She doesn't talk about work and money at dinner because she doesn't know what those things are.  Give me a girl with a dragon tail tattoo coming out of her ass and a barbell stud in her wound any day.  I may wake up with a pentagram carved into my chest, but at least I won't have to listen to her boring ass fuck up a lecture from stuff she thinks she remembers someone with a monocle and a peacock told her once about Tony Blair.

(these are old obviously, it's her last February in Mexico, but it's pretty much my favorite thing ever on the page)