ANGELINA KINDA SORTA HAS A POINT

Angelina Jolie says that adoptive parents are more fit than natural parents because of the rigorous screening process they have to go through to get a child.  Angelina says:

"It should be hard to be a parent period. I go through many things to adopt.  I'm finger-printed, I'm checked, I go through home studies. I have to prove I'm a decent citizen; a good human being. That didn't happen to me when I gave birth, so it's interesting that there's no background check when you bring a child into your home in that way."

Once I kidnap Paris Hilton and fill her vagina with cement so she can never have kids, I picture a world of rainbows and a big smiling sun and people frolicking through a gumdrop meadow with a dancing candy cane on one hand and a baby tiger in a little football payer outfit on the other.  Some people really shouldn't have kids, and the world is filled with an alarming number of parents who are complete and total fuckups.  That being said, its probably dumb to make a blanket statement like adoptive parents are more fit than natural parents.  Angelina was still certifiably insane when she adopted Maddox, and everyone knows she only got him because she's rich, famous and she was in Cambodia.  In Cambodia you can get a free baby with 8 gallons of gas.