A CHRISTMAS WEDDING?

The Daily Mail and OK Magazine say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a Christmas wedding in a small village outside Johannesburg, South Africa.  The Mail says:

"They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and don't need big Hollywood glitz like Tom Cruise had in Italy."   The ceremony will include traditional African music and will be "simple and elegant", a friend of the couple told US magazine OK!   "They are so much in love.  Brad and Angelina have waited a long time for this chapter in their lives to unfold."

Guests are expected to include Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie, George Clooney and new James Bond Daniel Craig, as well as Oprah Winfrey, who suggested the African village where the ceremony may be held.

An insider said: "Ange is grateful to have a big sister in Oprah, a person who understands her fears of commitment but is also a kindred spirit."

God it never lets up with this chick.  Africa Africa Africa.  Yeah, I get Angie, you're better than I am.  You want to help.  But Brad just wants to fuck you.  That's why he never did this stuff before.  So stop dragging him all over the globe to the worst places on earth every time theres a problem like you're the superfriends.  The dude is crossing rivers of fire and fighting flying dragons just to prove himself to you, would it really kill you to give him a weekend at Pebble Beach, in a town where the "just married" limousines are actual cars and not just the biggest turtle.