WTF

You could release two dozen greased pigs in a club and not cause a commotion like it did when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton showed up together at Tao in Vegas, one of their many stops at a handful of clubs Friday night.  Also on the itinerary were Tryst at the Wynn, Light at the Bellagio and the Playboy Club in the new tower at the Palms.  Eyewitnesses say they just danced and laughed and got lit, sharing cigarettes and drinks all night.  Which means Britney is absolutely fearless.  You’d probably get fewer diseases if you scooped your hands and drank water from a ditch in Calcutta than if you shared a wine glass with Paris Hilton.