SURIS NOT RETARDED, IS SHE?

I thought she looked cute in that Vanity Fair shoot too, but lately every time I see Suri she always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer.  She just looks disheveled and confused and kinda fucked up.  Her parents are idiots, so poor Suri is gonna be dumb too, but she doesn't even look normal.  In the banner picture she looks like she should be wearing a plastic football helmet and water wings.  Mark my words, ten years from now you'll still see pictures of Suri sitting on the living room floor, trying to eat the dogs tail and wearing a life vest.