SNAGGLETOOTH AND ORLANDO BLOOM?

The Daily Mail has something of a follow-up to last weeks rumor that Orlando Bloom is now dating the Most Beautiful Woman in the World.  The Mail says:

Orlando Bloom has found new love in the arms of Marie Antoinette star Kirsten Dunst. The couple have been seeing each other for more than a month after becoming "close" on the set of Elizabethtown, released last year … last week they were spotted all over each other in Los Angeles hotel Chateau Marmont, not the place to go if you want to keep a blossoming romance under wraps, one source tells us, adding: "It's like coming out without actually issuing a statement."

There's not a word of this that makes a lick of sense.  He's a hunk and she's a damn monster.  Even I would throw my panties at Orlando Bloom, and Kirsten Dunst is so horrifically ugly, her pictures should be used instead of a tazer to stop criminals.