RYAN MIGHT HAVE BEEN CHEATING

The Enquirer says today that the reason Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon split after seven years of marriage is because Reese suspected Ryan of having an affair with Aussie actress Abbie Cornish (this chick) after discovering intimate messages to Abbie from Ryan on his BlackBerry.  The Enquirer says:

Reese discovered Ryan's messages when she accompanied him to New York for the premiere of his movie "Flags of Our Fathers" on Oct. 16.  At the premiere the couple smiled and posed for photos together, "but when they got back to the hotel, Reese found Ryan's BlackBerry, which he'd carelessly left in the bathroom — and she read it," said the source.  "Ryan was caught red-handed. All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written to the other woman."

I was talking to Reese about this the other day and, long story short, I banged her.  And I can see why Ryan is bailing.  Jeez baby, lighten up.  She just cried the entire night, I could barely even finish the second time.  And I don't know if she's just stuck up or what but she doesn't do anything fun.  "YOUR'E NOT PUTTING IT THERE!!!”  Oh well la-di-da your majesty.  Pardon me.  Maybe a little ether will get you in the mood.