PARIS HILTON HIT LINDSAY LOHAN

X17 has a video today showing Lindsay Lohan stepping out of a limo and then, after a little prodding, walking over to the waiting paparazzi where she stops, holds up her arm and says…

"…I'm saying this on tape, (Paris Hilton) hit me last night, for no reason apparently, at my friends house and I didn't know she’d be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and she poured it all over me and it hurts and it's not okay and … I'm sorry for everyone who thinks I'm crazy, I'm not … I'm just trying to act."  

X17 is still waiting for a statement from Hiltons publicist Elliot Mintz, but it's safe to say his creepy ass will deny everything and claim Paris is a hero.  Paris could have a kid that comes out with scratches all over his face from the drunken, ecstasy-fueled coat hanger abortion Paris attempted and Mintz would just claim the kid is some real life Harry Potter.