LINDSAY LOHAN IS IN AA?

Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan  – who by the way still isn’t legal age to drink – might be attempting to get sober.  Lindsay was reportedly seen yesterday at a 7:30 am AA meeting near her home in LA.   The Post says:

A friend of Lohan confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around – this time for good. She is out of control." Lohan skipped Thanksgiving with her mom, Dina, and her family because she knew "someone would force an intervention on her." So Dina – who likes a party almost as much as her wild-child daughter – has arrived in L.A. to convince Lindsay to stay home some nights.

Oh, well, fuck, what could go wrong.  Lindsay's mom is drunk more than she is.  The intervention is gonna have a toast to celebrate and then they'll wake up four days later on a yacht floating in the ocean with no crew and covered in someone else's blood.  Jesus Christ, would someone in Hollywood, anyone, please do something so I can stop talking about these same idiots every day.  I can't even bear to put up more pictures of her, so instead, unrelated pictures of Kelly Carlson from Nip/Tuck prancing around with lingerie.