LINDSAY LOHAN IS DECEPTIVE

Lindsay Lohan is pretty dumb.  Although I guess girls in LA are dumb in general.  They don’t know who fought in World War II and most of them think "enormity" means the same thing as "big".  They are surprisingly good at ping pong and math, so if you need someone to keep score for you while you play ping pong, there’s no one more qualified.  One time I had an actress on some indie tell me her best quality was her self-defecating sense of humor.  I didn’t have the heart to explain what she said and why it was different from "self-deprecating".  But I digress.  Lindsay Lohan is pretty dumb.  And she lies about dumb things.  Like on this video that X17 has of her clearly showing off a new tattoo and then denying she got a tattoo.  You know someone lies a lot when they lie about stuff and it doesn’t even give them some kind of an advantage.  It would be like if you ate some cereal then told me you didn’t eat any cereal.  Wow, you really have the upper hand now, don’t you!  Victory is yours!

(it means "evil", by the way.)