LINDSAY LOHAN HAS GOOD TIMING

After getting into a shouting match with ex Harry Morton last night at Hyde in LA, Lindsay Lohans night got even worse when a photographer chasing the 20-year-old actress drove into the back of her Mercedes around 2 AM.  Lindsay walked away unharmed and the damage appeared to be minimal.  A source said: 

"She was apparently able to drive a short distance from the crash.  But she later pulled over and called a friend to pick her up."

Lindsay couldn’t have picked a better day to get into her third wreck this year because all the headlines will be about Britney, but none of the wrecks were determined by police to be her fault, so maybe its no big deal.  What is her fault is wearing one of those ridiculous damn hats.  As if her sickly ass didn’t look enough like some homeless orphan from a Charles Dickens book before.  Her arm is so white, I heard that if you touch it, you actually burn yourself.