KFED WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED

Despite the fact that everyone who sees it walks away shaking their heads in awe, Kevin Federline has decided to fight the prenuptial agreement he signed with Britney Spears.  By all accounts, the prenup is rock solid but Kevin filed papers yesterday demanding sole custody of the children and spousal support.  A spokesman said:

"Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals."

God I hope he wins.  Because we all know that's not what he wants.  I hope he gets some judge who knows who he is and isn't fooled by Kevin’s dumb ass showing up in a suit and with his hair combed and Kevin wins both kids and then like 10 grand a month, because in L.A. that's virtually the poverty level.  In a month he'll be using the baby to balance his coffee table and the one-year-old will have regressed to a feral state, growling at visitors and covered with hair.  Then Kevin will be arrested for child endangerment and that, my friends, is when the fun truly begins.