KEVIN WANTS TO SELL THE SEX TAPE

A London tabloid says that Kevin Federline has already been offered 50 million dollars for the rights to a four hour sex tape made with Britney Spears.  News of the World says:

Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.  Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts.  The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games.  It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles

Keep in mind that Carolyn Murphy and Colin Farrell both kept their sex tapes from going on sale, and they don't have nearly the resources that Britney has.  Also keep in mind that News of the World is such an awesome and credible newspaper, their website has this story and then a picture of Kevin and then a picture of two skanks.  Please believe me when I tell you that at no point is it ever explained who these girls are or how they’re related to this story.  But still, awesome, right?