KEVIN PLANNED TO STRIKE FIRST

TMZ is reporting that Kevin Federline had been speaking to an attorney for over a month about divorcing Britney Spears and challenging the prenup.  They go on to say that pervious reports are mistaken, and Kevin will not get 50 percent of the value of their shared Malibu home – estimated at 10 million – but only 20 percent.  He will also not get $360,000 for one year of spousal support.  They say he will get less than $250,000.  Another erroneous report said that Kevin only learned of the divorce when he was told by Britney in a text message.  In fact, she didn't even do that, and Kevin did not learn that he was being divorced until the story broke online.  TMZ says:

…for now, Spears will not comment on K-Fed's plan to fight her for custody of their two children. We know, however, that Spears sees K-Fed's move as nothing more than an attempt to score some money. He's banking on Spears forking over dough to avoid a fight; an unlikely outcome — given the fact that she's represented by legal pit bull Laura Wasser.

The people who have read this prenup are so impressed, lawyers talk about it with such reverence, it's become a damn legend.  I think you have to battle seven curses just to go read it, and then a golden glow washes over your face when it's finally revealed.  So if Kevin thinks his dumb ass is gonna somehow find a loophole, he's even higher than we thought.  He'll almost definitely try to kill her now, but there's no way his dopey ass can pull that off.  His plans will mostly involve dynamite or getting her to stand on an X so he can drop an anvil on her head.  Don't be surprised when he shows up at the hospital next week covered in piranhas.