KEVIN FEDERLINE WANTS 30 MILLION

The Sun UK now says that Kevin Federline is demanding 30 million dollars from Britney Spears, who is divorcing him after just two years of marriage.  The demands come despite explicitly clear language in the prenuptial agreement that spells out how much he is to receive, a figure believed to range between 2.5 and 4 million dollars.  All gifts, including the jewelry, the clothes, the motorcycles and the $150,000 Ferrari, go back to Britney as well.  The Sun says:

A source said: “He wants to fight Britney every step of the way because he fears she’ll take the kids away.”  K-Fed is furious Britney lodged divorce papers without warning while he was on tour to promote his album.  He is also demanding that Britney pays his legal fees and spousal support.

Kevins dumb ass better take the 2.5 and just say thank you.  If he insists on bringing up the idea of breaking the prenup, the next thing he knows he'll be wearing a cowboy outfit with a flyer in his hand, warning people not to miss the stampede of savings.