KEVIN FEDERLINE IS SMOOTH

November 16, 2006 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

Us Magazine has a picture of the sonnet that Kevin Federline left for Britney Spears on his dressing rooms shower door at the House of Blues in Chicago. It was written on November 8, one day after Britney filed for divorce. If you cant tell, it says:

Today I’m a free man. Ladies look out. Fuck a wife. Give me my kids Bitch! –Kevin Federline

Just give him the damn kids Britney. They're gonna be fucked up anyway. They're half KFed, I promise you're not gonna want them. And maybe if he has to raise these two he won't have anymore. He's like the male version of Paris Hilton, pretty much the last people on earth you ever want to have kids. I know we always see those birth control patches on Paris, but I'm still scared. My plan is to kidnap her and fill her vagina with cement. Just to be sure. I have to believe the cops would understand.

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