IT WAS ALL PAMS FAULT

Page Six says today that there was plenty of blame to go around in the break up of Pam Anderson and Kid Rock after only 4 months of marriage.  Yesterday a source close to Pam said the split was prompted by Kids anger issues.  Today, a source close to Kid says there was much more to it than that, including Pam’s non-stop partying, her stalling when it came time to sign a pre-nup and her mysterious "miscarriage".  Page Six says:

"Bob (Kid Rock) rearranged his life for Pamela.  He moved from Detroit – something he said he would never do – and moved his son to L.A. to be with her … (but then) Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle's studio.  Bob was home alone with the three kids."

A fact Pam pretty much bragged about in this months Blender:

"When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle's studio taking crazy pictures. That's usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David's studio."

Kid also had doubts about Pam's miscarriage:

“Bob never saw any proof or heard from her at any time that she was pregnant. She announced she had a miscarriage. He flew to Canada to be with her and she went out every night."

Pam's rep denies all this of course. And that's fine with me.  Look, I don't really care, okay.  All I know for sure is I'd rather see conjoined twins in a make-out contest than that shirtless Kid Rock picture again.