HIP HOP SUPERSTAR UPDATE!

Kevin Federlines debut album has rocketed up the charts overnight, all they way to number 1,908 on the Amazon sales ranking, a huge jump from yesterdays 4,143.  I'm not good with numbers, but I think that’s practically the top 10.  And people seem to be impressed, with the much more benign  “talentless” now edging out “laughable” and “hack” on the list of tags people are branding the record with on Amazon.   “Gave me the runs” is now tied with “give him a chance”, while “music to make you long for the sweet release of death”  is somehow only tied for fifth.  And following the meteoric success of his record, only 33 percent of the shows on his House of Blues tour have been cancelled, one in Cleveland and one in Atlantic City, although the San Diego show may follow, as an email was sent out saying the tickets are now in a "buy one, get one free" package.   The hook is, you have to buy one.  And you better wear loose clothing, because that shit is gonna be hot!

(thx to Jered and Danielle for the links.  They should probably date now or something.)