CAMERON DIAZ IS TOO PERFECT

Cameron Diaz tells OK! Magazine that her biggest fault is that she has no faults and that the only time she gets into a fight with bf Justin Timberlake is because she's perfect in every way and sometimes that becomes frustrating for him.  Diaz says:

"I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy!"

There's a 100 percent chance she's serious, by the way.  Cameron Diaz is completely in love with herself.  So with that in mind, please look again at the banner picture and get a glimpse of how fug these bitches are in real life.  If not for Hollywood, they’d be in the sorority with the girl with a glass eye and the unibrow from Eastern Europe.  This is what these whores actually look like, before a FEMA crew of makeup artists and lighting experts and Photoshop.  Drew looks like a damn cartoon after a mouse just hit her in the face with a frying pan and Diaz looks like a god damn gremlin.  If you feed her after midnight, I heard you end up with more of them.