BRITNEY SEX TAPE, DIVORCE STUFF

Fleshbot has a clip from what may or may not be the long rumored Britney Spears sex tape (read more about that here), featuring a girl with dark hair who kinda looks like Britney on the buisness end of a penis, enthusiastically giving oral to someone thankfully not shown.  I'd rather watch a sex change operation than Kevin getting oral from my once beloved Britney.    

TMZ says that KFed is planning on fighting for custody of his kids.  As soon as he remembers who they are.  But much more interesting is the claim made in an email to Michael K over on D, from somone saying they are close to Britneys inner circle.  They claim all of this is nothing but a publicity stunt to scare Kevin and get some attention. The unnamed source says:

Don’t believe the Britney divorce. I’m sort of in with her circle of friends and I know for a fact she’s not going to leave him. She’s just doing this to scare him and gain some sympathy votes from the media. She went on Letterman, cause Kevin thought she was at the hotel crying over him. She is using the divorce to scare him. They are already talking to each other and texting all the time on their mobiles. She always threatened divorce on him and he never believed her. She’s hoping he will change his ways. I think she also knows that this can change her image and is using it. They will get back together. Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if they are already back together.

Britney does seem okay with this whole thing.  She looks downright giddy.   And stacked.  JESUS, WHERE DID THAT RACK COME FROM!  Her boobs are normally only this big in the drawings in my diary ten years ago.  Technically, she should be riding a dolphin under a rainbow, but this is close enough, so I’m not complaining.