SIENNA MILLER IS A FAMOUS ACTRESS

Just days after offering a poorly thought out apology for acting like a pretentious ass and insulting the city of Pittsburgh while in town to film a movie, Sienna Miller has once again dazzled the citizenry with her fancy and refined big city ways.  The Pittsburgh Post Gazette says:

Just before midnight Saturday, Ms. Miller appeared at the entrance of Young's Tavern without identification.  Some five minutes later — after ducking into the bar, eluding a bouncer who refused to let her inside — Ms. Miller was spotted inside and escorted back to the sidewalk. There, a disgusted Ms. Miller proclaimed her identity to all who would listen.  Sienna ripped off her hat and said, “I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!"   (A source confirmed), "That's what she did. She was basically throwing a temper tantrum."

Sienna Miller is basically about as famous as that chicken at the state fair who plays tic tac toe, and she's only that high because her boyfriend fucked someone else, so her sense of entitlement seems a bit premature.  It's too bad Jude Law wasn't there with her.  HE would taught that bouncer a lesson!  The lesson would mostly involve curling up on the ground and urinating and then going to a spa in London for a cuticle push while some gay guy slapped him with a hibiscus leaf.   That might not get Sienna into the bar, but not right now honey, these split ends are just the worst!

(thanks to everyone who sent this in, but mostly Kaitlin, because she had the sexiest name.)