SCARLETT IS ONLY KINDA SLUTTY

Scarlett Johansson says she gets an AIDS test twice a year, not because she sleeps around, but simply to be responsible.  Scarlett says:

"I get tested for HIV twice a year. One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It's disgusting when people don't. It's so irresponsible. But contrary to popular belief, I'm not promiscuous."

Scarlett Johansson had sex in an elevator with Benicio del Toro when she was 19 and he was 37 (link), so apparently one of us doesn't understand what "promiscuous" means.  In fact, one of us isn't even close.   Maybe they were in love, but if not, I'm pretty sure being on the business end of a penis two seconds after the door to your public transportation closes qualifies you as "easy".  "Fun" at the very least.