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October 3, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I can't imagine it's super healthy to be this attracted to a girl in little eskimo pajamas. Especially when they're 4 feet tall. Rachel Bilson looks like she should be chasing butterflies and playing kick-the-can, not giving me a near painful erection. It's probably a sin to have deviant fantasies while staring at a girl in footie pajamas, but I guess God should have thought of that before he gave Rachel such a hot ass. Stop being such a smart-ass, God.
UPDATE – well, not really an update but I don't know what else to call this. Anyway, Star says today that Rachel and longtime bf Adam Brody might be done. Why? Maybe because someone pointed out to her that she's Rachel Bilson and she's been dating Adam Brody.