PARIS SEEMS OKAY

October 4, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I don’t want to imply that Paris Hilton is lying about getting punched by Shanna Moakler, but Paris Hilton is lying about getting punched by Shanna Moakler. X17 has pictures of her leaving Hyde and arriving at the police station to file her reports and she looks perfectly fine. They also have video of Paris' PR guy Elliot Mintz, who barely looks like a person. You half expect him to eat a mouse during this clip. I’m amazed he didn’t begin his statement with “When will you humans learn…“

(This is win-win. If she’s telling the truth, then she got punched in the face. If she’s lying, she just filed a false police report. Cops love when you do that.)

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