NICOLE KIDMAN IS WRONG

Although happily married to Keith Urban since June, Nicole Kidman's new film focuses on infidelity, so she was of course asked her thoughts on the matter by People.com while promoting the movie.  She gave the wrong answer.

"I don't think that sexual faithfulness is the most important one.  It is the easiest type to define, but mental unfaithfulness is far more subtle and dangerous. How far can you go in this type without being 'really' unfaithful? It's a difficult issue for which I don't have answers, only questions."

Fantastic.  So, if we're married, some random dude may be coring you out every other night, but your heart still belongs to me.  Awesome.  My penis and I were talking about this, and let me assure you, sexual fidelity IS the important one.  "Hey honey, you almost done blowin that guy, the kids are in the car, we're gonna be late for soccer practice."  Yeah, that sounds great.  But hey, your mind is all mine.  I'm the big winner!(the pictures of Urban are because Kidman was asked if she could ever fall in love with someone who was ugly, I have to assume while the reporter was snickering.  Kidman said, "Why not?  Of course I could fall in love with an ugly man … even a very ugly man."    I would say something about Urban here but one of the veins on his giant forehead might start to throb and then a chandelier would mysteriously fall on top of me.)