KFED IS HOPELESS

Kevin Federline couldn't find a record label to release his album, so Britney had to start a label just for him.  Now it seems she's in charge of selling the record too.  MSNBC says:

Britney Spears is asking her fans to help sell her hubby’s album (by) sponsoring a contest, and the fan who helps sell the most copies of Kevin Federline’s “Playing With Fire” gets to party with Spears and K-Fed on Halloween during the CD release party. Second prize is the pair of sneakers that K-Fed wore on the Teen Choice Awards, third place gets a $200 gift certificate, and 10 lucky runners-up get a replica of a medallion that K-Fed wears almost every day.

This is another awesome idea from these two geniuses.  Based on everything so far – meaning Britney has to constantly bail his ass out and manufacture his success – Britney will announce the winner at some press conference and it will turn out to be "Señior Federline" and Kevin will come out in a big thick mustache and sombrero, then just say "no speaka Engrish" – he'll fuck it all up and sound vaguely Asian – then run off, confident that he fooled everyone and no one suspects a thing.  "The perfect crime," he'll say as he removes his disguise just off stage.