KEVIN IS A LEGEND

Kevin Federline is a major star and force in the rap world, according to a new study conducted by Kevin Federline.  Kevin told Entertainment Weekly that he's the "most talked-about (person) of anyone over the last couple of years."  MSNBC says:

When asked to name the most underrated performer in his field, K-Fed paused for about 12 seconds then replied: "Me."

Please know how long 12 seconds is.  It's an eternity.  Jam a knife in your leg and wrench it back and forth for 12 seconds, then try to tell me it's not a long time.*  Now imagine you asked someone a question and they sat there for 12 f’n seconds.  And after all that their answer was "me".  You'd instantly give them a red ball to play with and take away their belts and shoelaces so they didn't accidentally hang themselves.  But there's more, Kevin tells People:

"If you want to hate me, cool, hate me.  You know why? Because all it's going to do is help me."

I'm not as certain as Kevin is that being hated is some money making extravaganza, that being despised and laughed at is some rocket ship to stardom, but whatever, because he also talked about his star-turn as an actor on CSI:

"I shocked myself.  There were parts that I wish I would have done different, but there are parts that really took me, like, Wow, did I do that? I looked at myself and I was like, It looked good. It looked perfect."

A lot of people are saying we should go back in time and get some big mean Vikings and have them interview Kevin because he would say some dumb crap like this and they would kill him.  It's sounds a bit complicated, but my gosh, we've got to try something!

*this is what I tell girls after sex too.