JENNIFER ANISTON GOT DUMPED

Us Magazines cover story this week claims that Vince Vaughn has finally come to his sense and dumped Jennifer Aniston.  Us says:

After weeks of distance both emotional and real, the relationship ax fell the week of September 9 for Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A source close to Vaughn tells Us that the split happened just before the actor left for London to begin work on his holiday comedy, Joe Claus. “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore,” Vaughn told the insider September 13, adding that they solidified the breakup in a long phone conversation. “We’ve split up.”  Confirms an Aniston pal: “They’re 100 percent done.”

Good.  I hope Aniston cries herself into a coma.  I hate that bitch.  Honest to god, fire breathing dragons could take over the earth and it wouldn’t ruin how awesome this day has been so far.  The only way it could be better is if one of the dragons dumped Aniston and punched Paris Hilton in the face.  I would literally die from squealing with delight.