HOLLYWOOD IS FILLED WITH LAME IDIOTS

Somehow Bill Maher (who, luckily for him, is the only one who watches South Park.  Oh, wait, no, he's not) isn't the biggest tool in these pictures.  Chris Klein is just embarrassing.  Is he even in a costume or does he work at Shakeys now, handing out flyers.  He could have dressed as a ladybug or a giant penis and looked cooler than this.     So what’s my costume for tonight?  You might say I'm already in it, disguised as sexy internet celebrity, when in realty I'm a sexy secret agent who circles the globe fighting sexy terrorist threats to the United States. To keep America safe. And sexy!