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GWYNETH PALTROW CAN’T SING
October 2, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Okay, so this is that video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on stage with Jay Z last week in London, with Paltrow howling like a damn sheep. The magic just never ends with this idiot. Her voice is about as soothing as an alarm clock that punches you in the nuts. I feel bad for her kids. I would sleep better with a bear outside my tent than having to listen to her sing a lullaby. And yet you just know that arrogant bitch thinks she sings like an angel. Jay Z is gonna have to shoot an entire town to get his street cred back after this.
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