BRITNEY THINKS PEOPLE STILL CARE

MSNBC is just one of the mainstream sources picking up on a story that first appeared online last week, a story claiming Britney’s son Sutton Pierce is actually named Jayden James.  And might be a girl.  On October 16th, CBB said:

We heard that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's new son's name is not Sutton Pierce. Kevin alluded to this during an interview on a Seattle radio station and now we think we know the baby boy's real name. According to one of our sources, his name is Jayden James and they call him J.J.

And today MSNBC adds:

Another source insists that the baby isn’t a boy at all — but a girl.  Buzz about the baby’s sex grew louder after a report that Spears was photographed buying pink baby clothes at Planet Blue in Malibu … Why all the secrecy? One source compares it to the recent Suri Cruise mystery and says that the baby’s identity will be released in a PR blitz. Says the source: “I’m hearing that they’ll release pics closer to the release date of Kevin’s new CD.”

Another top secret source who is me confirms that no one fucking cares.  The new kid could descend from heaven on a fluffy cloud, holding a blue flame sword and bathed in sunbeams, and I'd still just throw a rock at his dads head.  He could make his debut by running on the field and returning a punt for a touchdown in the Super Bowl and I would just call his mom a fat mess.

BORING NEW UPDATE – TMZ has tracked down a copy of the birth certificate and their second child is a boy named Jayden James.

AWESOME NEW UPDATE – As Bryan points out in an email, KFed writes like an autistic 4 year old and prints his signature.  It's borderline amazing he didn't use a crayon or just draw some stars.