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September 20, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I was trying to find some word that meant "ugly" but also "disgusting" and "skinny" and "sickly" and "unpleasant" and "revolting" and "offensive". It turns out they dont make that word. But nothing else really describes Nicole Richie in tight jeans and giant glasses. She's so ugly and bony, she looks like a cartoon cricket, but it would be nice to have something more descriptive. So maybe we can all start saying "DISGUGLY" and "REVOLTSIVE" and people will be all like, "wait, you mean like Nicole Richie?" And then you can be like, "yes, yes exactly."