SCREECH IS IN A PORNO

A 40 minute sex tape starring Dustin Diamond – Screech from "Saved by the Bell" – is now being shopped around to various adult distributors in Los Angeles.  The tape is said to feature Diamond and two girls having "kinky" sex.  How kinky?  The New York Daily News says:

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Considering most sane people would rather watch their grandparents have sex than Dustin Diamond, and considering that "Dustin Diamond" is an even dumber name than "Screech", I wonder if the tape will show the part when the ether wears off and the girls wake up.  Because I bet that part is pretty exciting. 

(and I realize that’s a Justin Timberlake picture, but I don’t have as many high-res Dustin Diamond pictures as you might think, and this seemed close enough)