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September 29, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I'm in danger of sending mixed messages here, because no one wants chicks to have giant racks more than me. And I don't care if they're implants. They're real on the outside. And that's the only part I’m involved with. I was just hoping to have sex, not do an autopsy. But Victoria Beckham looks god damn ridiculous. This is her last night in Rome. No word on where husband David Beckham was. Probably off somewhere getting his highlights done or waxing his lean muscled body and … and … um, sorry, I sort of got lost for a moment there.