PARIS HILTON GOT OWNED

Paris Hilton was the victim of a brilliant practical joke set up by Sir Richard Branson, the billionaire founder of the Virgin Group.  It happened at the 21th birthday of Richards son, an elaborate bash with "Alice in Wonderland" as a theme and England's finest on the guest list.  Paris made it known she planned to go dressed as Alice, thus ensuring she would be the center of attention and not that son of a bitch who the party was actually in honor of.  So Branson secretly ordered all 60 of the waitresses for the party to dress as Alice as well.  Branson even pretended he didn't recognize Paris and asked her to get him a drink.  A source said:

"It was one hell of a party. Paris found herself looking more like Tweedledum as she was surrounded by dozens of other Alices."

Another funny joke would be to pick up a rock and throw it at Paris Hiltons head.  Get it?   A rock.