LUCIANA DAMON IS SHY

September 14, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

These are pointless and boring, but they're going up because theyre the first decent pictures I've ever seen of Luciana Barroso, the woman Matt Damon married almost 10 months ago. They met while she was bartending at Crobar in Miami and they had a daughter named Isabella in July. Luciana has a seven year old daughter from a previous marriage. None of which explains why she's so camera shy. I don't see what the big deal is. She's kinda cute. And stacked. Meanwhile, Kirsten Dunsts fug ass takes 1500 pictures a day. If I ever accidentally had sex with Kirsten Dunst, I would chop my penis off. And then burn it. And then shoot the ashes into space. And then burn everything that touched the spaceship.

Tags: luciana damon matt damon

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.