LINDSAY LOHAN IS LEAVING

Lindsay Lohan has fueled rumors she's planning a move to London after she was seen pricing homes in the Notting Hill area.  Lindsay says:

"I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants. I've been looking at some properties while I've been over here and we're hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry really fitting in there."

Oh, man, I have really conflicted feelings about this.  Oh, wait, no, I don't.  Bye Lindsay.  You should let the coke dealers in London know you're on the way.  Maybe they'll sponsor your trip.  Oh, and you might wanna lock yourself indoors People Of London.  Lindsay has no idea how to drive over here, and she's had four years of practice.  She'll choke the Thames with the bodies of your dead once she has to try driving on the left.  She might as well drive one of those battle elephants from Lord of the Rings.  Because those were awesome. 

source = MSNBC