LINDSAY LOHAN IS CLUMSY

Lindsay Lohan was treated at a New York City hospital yesterday after slipping at a Fashion Week party and breaking her wrist.  People.com says:

Lohan's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik said the 20-year-old actress slipped and fell at the Milk Studios in New York, fracturing her wrist in two places.  Sloane added that "there's a pending investigation" into the accident…

What is Lindsay, a mountain goat?  Is it some big mystery every time she falls down?  I can think of three reasons why Lindsay slipped – the first two are "she was drunk".  The third one is also "she was drunk" but I added a little frowny face at the end.  Jesus, "a pending investigation" makes it sound like al Qaeda was involved.  Or maybe ghosts.  I hope it's not ghosts.  Oh man … what if it's ghosts.  Great, now I'm scared.  Thanks a lot stupid Lindsay.