LINDSAY LOHAN GOT ROBBED

TMZ says that Lindsay Lohan was the victim of a major theft yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London, when an orange Hermes bag was stolen off of her luggage cart.  The bag is said to have contained upwards of one million dollars in jewelry, presumably the jewelry Lohan wore to the premier of "Bobby" in Venice and the ring just given to her this week by boyfriend Harry Morton (see that here).  Lindsay's rep, Leslie Sloane, says:

"She is begging for the return of the items.  She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."

If only there was some way to prevent such a tragedy.  Lets review her security plan and see if we can spot any holes: 1. Put one million dollars in bright orange designer bag.2. Put one million dollar bag on top of luggage cart in major airport3. Walk awayHmmm.  Well, it seems sound.  The only thing we know for sure is that next time she'll almost definitely have one of the bags with a note saying "'not diamonds" attached.  Lindsay’s gonna fool 'em!