KATE BOSWORTH IS SINGLE

ET Online says that Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have broken up after dating for the better part of four years.   The couple's rep could not be reached for comment.  And that’s pretty much everything ET said.  It really seemed like they couldn't work up any enthusiasm for this at all.  Maybe because Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom break up twice a week.  And they've been doing this forever.  In fact, they've been pulling this crap for so long, the first time they broke up, the press release was announced by a dude who blew a trumpet then unrolled a big giant scroll, and it began, "ye olde…"